Hello! Everyday i shall post an unwritten truth about the wonderful world of anime, manga or otakus on this tumblr. If you like what you read feel free to follow!

If you have any unwritten laws that you would wish to see posted here, send me your law to: fly_me_to_the_moon08@yahoo.com

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Every cosplayer has that one costume that they regret doing. This can be for reasons such as it being really hot to wear or they feel they did a bad job on it. 

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Cosplayers generally have more costumes in their closets than actual clothing.

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If you value your life, do NOT tell an anime fanatic that the English dub of an anime is better than the original Japanese dub. They will pull out their katana and kunai and chase your ass down the street.

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An otaku’s home is often so cluttered with posters and wall scrolls that they have been known to break fire code standards. 


(true story! Friend of mine told me that it happened to them and they were forced to take a bunch of what they had down. XD)

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If you were to ever look at an otaku and tell them that they were “Just another nerd that lives in their parent’s basement” they would be greatly insulted. They would never live in their parent’s basement. After all, that would require moving all of their posters, action figures, dvds and manga out of their room upstairs and moving it down stairs and that would be a lot of work. 

(p.s: i kid guys! There are plenty of otakus that live on their own. I was just poking fun :). next one will describe an otaku’s house.)

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Hell hath no furry like an otaku when a volume of his/her manga is ruined or a DVD of his/her anime has been scratched. 

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In every otakus house there is at least one pair of chopsticks. Some use them for eating, others from hair accessories and some just like the way they look so they keep then around to stare at them from time to time.

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Just because the anime has a cute and furry little hamster in it, it does not mean that it is going to be appropriate for all ages.

(SN: Don’t believe me? Look up an anime called “Oruchuban Ebichu”)

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Almost every otaku has attempted to make a bento box at least once.

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Japanese/Korean music is like a disease. Once you start listening to it, everyone around you will become “infected” as well and then they will “infect” other people and so on and so forth. Eventually, they will find the one person who is “immune” to it and the chain will stop.